Ok, so he didn't say most of these things... but you know he would have if given the chance.
* "Bush doesn't care about China because it's full of black people."
* "We don't have to worry about the cost of my federal programs because at my last visit to Long John Silver's I got a map to pirate treasure."
* "I'm running for mayor of the U.S.!"
* "Countries in the Middle East don't like the Jews since they took for themselves the largest country."
* "My favorite type of pie is devil's food."
* "My grandfather was a ninja turtle."
* "My middle name will help me in foreign affairs because it will make other countries think I have a bushy mustache."
* "Ow! Fire hot!"
* "I do."
