Tuesday, July 22, 2008

You should have eaten that jello!

My lovely and intellegent husband, Chris, will not eat any food that is one second past the "Use by" or "Expiration" dates on food. We have often had a discussion that goes something like this:

Chris: Honey, do we have any bread for a sandwich?

NY Nerd: Yes - right here.

Chris: But it says "July 5th" on it - it's July 6th!!! I can't eat that!!! OMG!!! WTF are you trying to do - kill me????

NY Nerd: It's fine - look I'm eating it!! It's just ONE day - as long as it's not moldy or stale, it's fine!!

Chris: Well you can risk YOUR life but I'm not eating that!

So I feel somewhat vindicated when reading this article on one man's experiment with eating expired food.

DAY 14

Emboldened, I end my experiment on Day 14 with a bowl of Kellogg's Sultana Bran cereal, nearly three months past its Best Before date. Not very crisp but eminently edible.


It is over. Despite eating food that was increasingly out of date every day for two weeks, I have suffered not a scintilla of tummy trouble.

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The Jello was dated June 20, 2008.. If i didn't look at the date I would have scarfed it down and probably been fine, but I did and I had to resort to boiling water then wait.. ADDING ICE WATER... WTF!!!.. to make Jello.

And who the fuck knew that Jello expires.. its not even real food, just a chemical composite of other crap.

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