The usher, Guerrero said, told them he had received a complaint from a woman nearby who said that there were kids in the crowd of nearly 36,000 and that parents would have to explain why two women were kissing.
Sure, bring your kids to the ballgame, fill 'em up on grilled cylinders of cow rectum and pig nipples dressed with mustard and relish, subject 'em to the profanity-laced screams of trogs wasted on giant cups of piss-beer, teach 'em to look up to grown men who get paid obscene amounts to hit and catch a ball and who, nearly to a man, take steroids in order to do it...but FSM fucking forbid a same-sex couple kiss in the stands!!
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