I should do the color commentary for the Olympics

So Chris and I have been watching (mocking) the US women's gymnastics team as they fell on their asses during the uneven bars; fell off the balance beam; and fell on their asses (again) during floor exercises.

During this amazing journey to the Silver Medal, I made the following comment regarding Alica Sacramone:

"That is one scary ass bitch. I would not want to meet her in a dark alley - she looks like she would kick your ass without thinking about it."

So today I happened across, what? Yes, it's Alica Sacramone punching some dude in the face at a frat party: