Pearl Jam - "Yellow Ledbetter" or Potato Wave.

Mistaken Lyrics.

I think they are better than the actual lyrics.

Unsealed
On a porch a letter sat
Then you said i wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i don't know whether
I'm the boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they don't wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I don't want to stay...

Make me cry

Ooooh I see
I don't know there's something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I don't, I don't know whether I'm a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they don't wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I don't want to stay
I don't wanna stay (2x)
Don't
Don't wanna
Oh... yeah... oooh...

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Hey honey lets go to Iraq for our vacation.

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Giant Penis Finally Graduates from High School.

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Families Are Finding It Hard To Keep Food On The Table.

From NPR:

Nunez, 40, has never worked and has no high school degree. She says a car accident 17 years ago left her depressed and disabled, incapable of getting a job. Instead, she and her daughter, Angelica Hernandez, survive on a $637 Social Security check and $102 in food stamps.

Hernandez received her high school diploma and has had several jobs in recent years. But now, because fewer restaurants and stores are hiring, she says she finds it hard to find a job. Even if she could, she says it's particularly hard to imagine how she'll keep it.

The rising cost of food means their money gets them about a third fewer bags of groceries — $100 used to buy about 12 bags of groceries, but now it's more like seven or eight. So they cut back on expensive items like meat, and they don't buy extras like ice cream anymore. Instead, they eat a lot of starches like potatoes and noodles.

OMG... These people are literally starving to death, wasting away, you can almost see their ribs, it's so sickening to watch as they are so emaciated.

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100 Of The Most Influential Taglines

Slogans:

1. Got milk? (1993) California Milk Processor Board
2. Don’t leave home without it. (1975) American Express
3. Just do it. (1988) Nike
4. Where’s the beef? (1984) Wendy’s
5. You’re in good hands with Allstate. (1956) Allstate Insurance
6. Think different. (1998) Apple Computer
7. We try harder. (1962) Avis
8. Tastes great, less filling. (1974) Miller Lite
9. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (1954) M&M Candies
10. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (1956) Timex

Jingles:
1. My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. (1960s) Oscar Mayer
2. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. (1970s) Alka-Seltzer
3. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. (1971) State Farm Insurance
4. Double your pleasure, double your fun. (1959) Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum
5. Be all that you can be. (1981) U.S. Army
6. For all you do, this Bud’s for you. (1970s) Budweiser
7. A little dab’ll do ya. (1950s) Brylcreem
8. It’s the real thing. (1970) Coca-Cola
9. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man. (1970s) Ace Hardware
10. You deserve a break today. (1971) McDonald’s

The whole list HERE.

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Something... Something.. To His Pastry Bag.

It's still a work in progress.

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D.C. rejects Heller’s gun permit application

Seriously, what the fuck...

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The plaintiff in the Supreme Court case that overturned Washington's strict 32-year-old handgun ban was among the first people to arrive at police headquarters to try to register his firearm.

Wait, it gets better.

But when he tried to register his semi-automatic weapon, he says he was rejected. He says his gun has seven bullet clip. Heller says the City Council legislation allows weapons with fewer than eleven bullets in the clip. A spokesman for the DC Police says the gun was a bottom-loading weapon, and according to their interpretation, all bottom-loading guns are outlawed because they are grouped with machine guns.

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Jackson to Obama, "Stop telling niggers how to behave.”

A FOX News camera captured the Rev. Jesse Jackson uttering the N-word while he was preparing to tape an interview earlier this month, a word he has denounced publicly as degrading to African Americans.

On Wednesday, FOX News’ host Bill O’Reilly revealed the details of Jackson’s appearance on tape, saying that he wanted to lay to rest reports based on news leaks.

Appearing on “Studio B With Shepard Smith,” Smith asked O’Reilly if Jackson’s remarks included the N-word, as some news reports had indicated.

“Yeah. And it’s trash talking,” O’Reilly said.

Typical Liberal, Do as I say, not as I do.

Well let me get back to work in hymetown. (another one of Jackoson's favorite slurs)

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Americans are smart enough to figure out if they want to drive less or not.

Commonsense, that is what Obama and his Kool-aid drinking minions will never understand.

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MSNBC <3 Obama

The credibility meltdown of MS-NBC and the collateral damage to its parent isn’t exactly news here, but its competitors in the mainstream media have kept quiet about it — until now. Chris Wallace launched a broadside at the cable network last night, telling reporters at an industry event that the cable outlet has “lost all credibility” and accused Keith Olbermann of unprofessional conduct

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Darwin shoots... HE SCORES !

HARRISON, N.Y. - Police say a man riding outside a moving car on a suburban New York highway was thrown onto the roadside and died.

Witnesses saw Maxwell Grullon, 28, of Yonkers, thrown from the white Jeep in a northbound lane of Interstate 95 Saturday night in Harrison. Police say Grullon was seen riding on the outside of the car, standing on the running boards of the car. The Jeep switched from the left to right lanes before Grullon fell off onto the right shoulder at about 10:30 p.m.

Police say the Jeep stopped for a short time and then kept driving. Police later located the driver, but hadn't filed charges. An autopsy was planned for Grullon.

Traffic was backed up for hours and spectators gathered along a nearby overpass while police investigated the scene.

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Money's List Of Best Small Cities To Live.

1. Plymouth, MN
2. Fort Collins, CO
3. Naperville, IL
4. Irvine, CA
5. Franklin Township, NJ
6. Norman, OK
7. Round Rock, TX
8. Columbia/Ellicott City, MD
9. Overland Park, KS
10. Fishers, IN

Full List Here.

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The New Yorker Cover.

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Big Brother 10

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