Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year

2009 Bitches.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Happy Festivus

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Obama supporters.


Thanks to the Smoking Gun.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

If you like beer and movies and mp3s and limousines and jewelry and clothes and boats and sugary drinks and satellite radio and cable TV...

DON'T LIVE IN NY.

ALBANY (CBS) ― You may want to think twice next year before downloading a song, going to the movies, or even kicking back with a beer. New Yorkers are about to pay more for just about everything under the sun with Gov. David Paterson's proposed $121 billion budget.

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Friday, December 5, 2008

O.J. Simpson gets 9 years for the Murder of Nicole Simpson.

O.J. Simpson choked back tears before a Vegas judge today sacked him for a nine-year loss, sending the disgraced grid great away for a botched robbery and kidnapping.
NY Post.com

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Can't work today, I have teh stoopid

Embarrassing quiz result...











Who Was President?



Score: 54% (7 out of 13)



(It's a quiz that asks you who was President when certain events occurred during history.)

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Cause nothing says "Family Values" like squeezing your granddaugher's tits

Am I the only one who finds this a little weird:

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Full Metal Christmas.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Dude... How Cool Is This.

Florida teen commits suicide broadcasted online via webcam.

A Florida teen committed suicide in front of a live Web cam audience hours after blogging that he was going to overdose on prescription drugs, authorities said Friday.

Abraham Biggs, 19, made his macabre claim on the forum at bodybuilding.com and even posted a suicide note early Wednesday.

Apparently it was hours and hours of him sleeping on cam before he died.

That's like the soccer of suicide.

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Hair Band Friday's

Well XM radio changed all of my channels around, but I found a channel of just hair bands, it's my new addiction.

Scorpions - "Still Loving You"

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

I totally agree with Rat

One of my pet peeves is idiotic lawsuits - so this made me laugh:

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Monday, November 17, 2008

The greatest Interwebz time-suck ever

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Friday, November 14, 2008

The surge is working.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Fight the H8 in New York


Protests are going on in every state this Saturday. Click on the image above to find out where you can join in.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Toddler Fires Up The Crowd

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Our First Colored President.



She should just shut up, be a drunken whore and OD at 35.

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Thank You To All Of Our Veterans.

Best Commercial Ever

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Drunken Buffoonery



Spent the weekend celebrating East Side Dave's birthday.

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Don't worry he's armless...

Germany: A shoplifter with no arms has walked straight out of a Munich retailer with a 24" television having been assisted to clamp the set to his chest by two other people. It wasn't until later that the missing set was noticed and CCTV reviewed.

"Staff only knew about the theft after they saw one of the display TVs had been taken off its stand. It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention," said police.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Stupid Thief Thursday's

A Minden man, arrested by Dixie Inn authorities after an alligator chased him from his hiding place, has pleaded guilty to theft and resisting an officer.

Terry Jones, 23, was arrested September 22, by Dixie Inn Police and charged with misdemeanor theft and resisting an officer. On November 3, Jones was sentenced to serve 30 days for the charge of theft and 20 days for resisting. The sentences are to run concurrent.

On the day of Jones’ arrest, Dixie Inn officers were called to Thirsty’s Liquor Store after employees observed Jones steal a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. When the officers arrived on scene, Jones, who was sitting in a vehicle on the premises, removed his pants and ran across the street where he entered into a bar pit to hide. A short time later, a large alligator prompted Jones’ quick exit from the water.

The Dixie Inn police report states, “Jones had gone into the water and had been hiding in there when a very large alligator appeared and flushed him out of his hiding spot.”

Sherb Sentell, Webster Parish chief assistant district attorney, said the bar pits are home to several large alligators.
“If we had a dog, we could give him a citation or award for his assistance, but an alligator — it would be hard to find him again,” chuckled Sentell. “The Dixie Inn officers were quick to the scene and did an awesome job as always, and we appreciate the alligator’s assistance as well.”
I can think of no other state but Louisiana where an Alligator is credited with nabbing a suspect.

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